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Strawberry Oyster's avatar

free amayor from the US of A

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Robert Criss's avatar

that’s what I was trying to suggest

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Jason B's avatar

this is actually one of my favorite humor pieces of yours I've read. a bit of a 'classic'

“Oh honey, I’m not married. I’ve never been with a human man,” says Ms. Hannover.

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molly's avatar

I don't know why the small addition of "trying out some new slang" is so ridiculous and goddamn funny. This is the best thing I've read all day; wish I could hear someone read this aloud in a college classroom.

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Jason B's avatar

this piece has so much going on... seamlessly blends manifold tropes and styles, consistently subverts expectations, and transgressively comments on the foolishness of policing transgressively cathartic and edifying humor, satire, writing, and art

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Jason B's avatar

that the college would threaten disciplinary action is predictable, though clearly misguided

if there were any literary justice nowadays, this piece would be published in a prominent publication (but there's seemingly little... literary justice)

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MERMAID's avatar

I giggled a full giggle at the conclusion

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Big Earl's avatar

robert why did they try to expel you for this

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Holly's avatar

Nothing like a good Ben Dover joke

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